I know what let's do! Let's spend a bunch of time and a decent amount of money launching a funny t-shirt site on the internet! In 2003! Great idea, Willie! Lucky no one else has thought of that yet! It's sure to be a hit! Because funny t-shirts? No one's doing that! And people want it! Yeah! A dream that should have been gently set in a dumpster shortly after it was born. Hey! Why not visit the defunct site? Even if you don't care for the designs (you ain't the first, baby), you'd do well to visit the News and Ephemera sections for the top-notch writing.

Shirt outline illustrations by Geoffrey Lorenzen at Omatic Design.