School for Sadists was just some crappy stroke book written in the 70s by Richard Parker. It's terrible. It's not interesting or arousing. It ain't even funny. It was written by an idiot without imagination or even the ability to convey his dreary, unimaginative vision. Anyone who's gone through puberty – even a retard – could write something sexier.

So we at Torso Fever did what we had to do. We hired some of the best names in the business and turned it into an audiobook. You're welcome.

Read by Cookie, Dan Sobel, Prince Fancy, Echotron 5000, Zoltan the Menace, Little Timmy Pidgkin, Pepe, Luke Sorenson, Lite Rock Hits, Torgo, and Paul Frank.

Download the MP3s:
Intro/Foreword (1.2 M)
Chapter One (16.1 M)
Chapter Two (17.4 M)
Chapter Three (13.5 M)