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Sure. Mens shirts, size S-XL, are $15 each. XXL are $17. The Ladies shirts are a finer weave (more threads per inch) than the Mens styles, so they cost us more (as do the Mens XXLs). We pass the unsavings on to you, the customer, so Ladies sizes (S-XL) are $17. US Shipping is $4 for the first shirt, and $2 for each additional shirt, regardless of how petite or gigantic they are. If you're interested in buying 30 shirts or more, in any combination of sizes and styles, email us and we will be most pleased indeed to extend you wholesale pricing. |
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You bet, lardass. We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Discover. We cannot currently accept Player's Club. Paypal does our credit card processing and secure shopping cart system, so don't be alarmed when you see their logo pop up on the shopping cart page. If you've never used Paypal before, they'll ask you to set up an account before you can order your shirts. They keep your email address private, as do we. You can also pay using check or money order. If you feel comfortable doing the math yourself, add up the shirt and shipping prices and send us the $$$ (payable to "Torso Fever"): Torso Fever Include a note detailing the shirts you want and which sizes and colors, along with the address to which you want your goods mailed. If you've got email, it would be helpful to have that, as well. |
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This is getting old. Alright. Shipping (in the US) is $4 for the first shirt and $2 each thereafter. We use the United States Postal Service's Priority Mail, which should get to you within 2-3 days, unless it doesn't. Orders ship within 10 days, so if you don't get your hot-tastic shirt within 15 days, contact us and we'll reconcile the situation with no small amount of tenacity and ferocity. If necessary, we'll reship your order. If you want shirts mailed to any address outside the USA (United We Are Bland), email us for the proper shipping prices. |
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The Mens shirts are Gildan Ultra Cotton and Hanes Beefy-T, which are quality heavyweight 100% cotton tees. The Ladies shirts are American Apparel. They're fitted 1x1 rib with some stretch to 'em made from 100% ringspun cotton. All shirts are screenprinted by hand. The prints will last as long as the shirt itself. To minimize wear, you should turn the shirt inside-out before laundering and wash according to the label directions. If you want a shirt color or style that's not listed on the site, we can often accommodate special orders, though they will take longer to ship. Email us with your special request and we'll try to work something out. |
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Shirts may be returned within 30 days for a full refund minus shipping, as long as the shirt is unworn, unwashed, and otherwise unmolested. Contact us to arrange the return. We'll still be friends. If the shirt or its print has a flaw, we'll exchange it and reimburse you for shipping it back to us. |
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Whoa there, cowboy! Have your custom question answered interactively by zipping it to our cyberaddress on the Information Superhighway: nipples at torsofever dot com |
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